Dear Ike

I think that you should have not left obedience school,because you have been  bad here at home.You Ripped my favorite coat.Then I made pie and you ATE it ! Although you did save my life from that fat truck driver ,but i still wish you were at obedience school and learned your lesson there.Please be a better dog, you did always wake up the neighbor.

Sincerely,Mrs.Larue

P.S you were also rude to the cat’s so i would apprciate you to be a better dog.